8 years later : with Change in Point of View now that I am a...

8 years later : with Change in Point of View now that I am a grad student or post Doctrate
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A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a
city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give
each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the grad student. “I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes
topless.” Poof! He’s gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the post-doc. “I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and
a Mai Tai on the other.” Poof! He’s gone.

“You’re next,” the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, “I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.”
#phd #postdoc #professor #wishes (at Islamabad, Pakistan)
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